Mitchel Musso Online Fan Forum

o man...
let me find the ones that CAN be said...
XD


Marissa: FINE
Marissa: I ADMIT IT
Marissa: WE WENT TO THE PARK AND SKIPPED IN CIRCLES SINGING "I LOVE YOU" THE BARNEY SONG
Marissa: PLEASE DON'T TELL MY PARENTS
Marissa: I REGRET IT
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Marissa: WARN ME
Marissa: THAT IT'S LOUD
Katy: hey rissa
Marissa: yessum?
Katy: The video is loud
Marissa: ...
Marissa: you're gonna die
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Katy: -is watching another metro station vid-
Katy: ...
Katy: WHY
Katy: DO THEY HAVE
Katy: THE ASIAN DOING ALL THE WORK
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Katy: i need sunny d
Katy: -runs to get-
Marissa: JUNO
Katy: im sorry
Katy: i dont carry a freaking
Katy: GALLON of it
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Andi: ..ISH SO SQUISHY LOOKING &ltOOO^>
Andi: look at the left one
Andi: DAMN BIRD NEEDS TO GO ON A DIET
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Katy: ANDI THOUGHT MITCHEL WAS CUTE
Katy: -bounces and points with worried face-
Marissa: ...your point..?
Katy: SHE LIKES NICK NOT MITCHEL -bounces more-
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Katy: OMG
Marissa: shoes
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Andi: ......
Andi: there's that noise again
Katy: the sound of u typing?
Marissa: you can hear us in GEORGIA?!
Andi: no
Andi: the sound of marissa's brain fart
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Marissa: -throws stick at-
Marissa: BOTHER BOT-
Marissa: ...that was a lot more thrilling that i expected it to be
Marissa: -picks up rock-
Marissa: BO-
Andi: -runs and tackles-
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Andi: ...girlish figure?
Andi: petite?
Andi: what is he
Andi: short?
Katy: he does..have a bit of curves...
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Andi: ...are you high katy?
Katy: high on candy...
Katy: and Billie Joe
Andi: oh Lord
Andi: did you sniff pixie stix or something?
Katy: no...
Katy: i crushed smarties..
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Katy: its too easy to confuse you XD
Andi: -_-++++
Andi: I. RESENT. THAT.
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Katy: -runs off-
Katy: -attempts to run up wall-
Katy: -falls-
Katy: -tries again-
Katy: -falls-
Andi: -watches rather entertained-
Katy: -tries again-
Katy: -falls-
Katy: WTH!??!
Katy: -uses web to swing off-
Katy: -hits wall-
Katy: -falls-
Andi: -watches more-
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Katy: -sings to St. Jimmy-
Katy: -moshes with self-
Andi: HOW THE-
Andi: WHAT TH-
Andi: .................
Andi: how can you mosh WITH YOURSELF!??!
Katy: you hit walls and objects as if they were people
Katy: :]
Andi: .........
Andi: but
Andi: if you most with yourself
Andi: wouldnt you actually hit yourself as if you were other people?
Katy: how
Katy: bang on my chest as if i was tarzan
Katy: im not stupid andi
Andi: -holds in laughter-
Katy: Just laugh
Andi: -dies laughing-

Me: Lalalalalalalalalalalalala.
Anne: You can stop now ¬¬
Me: Okay
...*10 seconds later*
Me: Lalalalalalalala
Anne: I hate you.
Me: I love you too n__n
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Weird art-teacher: I hate teaching.
Class: Then why are you here?
Teacher: I have no idea.
Me: x_x?
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Me: I hate you
J: I love you.
Me: Ew.
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Gym-class.
Me: *runs trough the hall*
Yenn&Anne: When you're gonna fall, we're gonna laugh soooo hard!
Me: But I won't f... *falls*
Yenn&Anne: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't usually say very amusing things, but let's see what I can dig up from my past *skeleton falls out of closet* GAH! lol

*playing Scrabble w friends... shut up*
Rachel: This is really retarded. Can I still do it?
Me: Yeah, sure, go ahead.
Rachel: *puts 's' by 'moo'* Smoo!

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Emily: It's picture day, and I'm wearing a purple T-shirt!
Me: It's orange.
Emily: *looks at shirt* ORANGE! I was colorblind for a minute...

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Me: *wipes plastic fork on sleeve*
Ryan: Emo!

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Me: I had Mountain Dew and Pepsi within the same hour... and I was feeling purdy good!

That's mostly it... Maybe I'll say something stupid tomorrow...

This is my third one in a row... I say a lot of retarded things, I guess.

Me: *runs around gym class acting stupid*
Tiffany: Brittani, what have you been smoking in the bathroom?
Me: *grinning, in an innocent voice* Nnnooootttthhhhiiiiiinnnnnnggg...

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Dad: You were in Hobby Lobby the whole time?!
Mom: Yeah, how long were you waiting?
Dad: Well, I was in Hastings and saw RotoWire, glanced through it, came here and didn't see you, so I went back to Hastings...
Me&Mom: *laughing*
Dad: ... Looked around for a bit, came back, walked through a few stores...
Mom: *laughs hysterically*
[he wasn't even finished at that point!]

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Me: I'd slap this computer, but the screen's so thin I'm scared I'll break it!

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Olivia: Eh, mah gehdness...

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Dad: *after reading sign quote above door in taekwondo academy* They should have Mr. Miaggi, "Look eye! Always look eye!"

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Me: *looks at a bag of gooey dough in the refrigerator, then at a piece of paper* Mom?
Mom: Yeah?
Me: Is this the Ammish friendship bread in the bag?
Mom: Yeah.
Me: *looks at paper* The recipe says not to put it in the fridge...
Mom: CRAP!

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*at church*
Woman: How's the Ammish bread coming?
Mom: Pretty good.
Me: I had to take it out of the refrigerator.
Mom: Brittani!

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Me: I get kinda depressed at lunch. My friends are all eating fudge, cookies... And I'm eating Fig Newtons and a bite-sized, low-fat 3 Musketeers! And the sick part... THEY DON'T GAIN SQUAT! I GAIN A LOT!
Mom: Dieting is depressing...

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Rachel: Crap, I don't have enough money to buy ice cream.
Me: If it makes you feel any better, I don't have enough money to buy SQUAT!
Rachel: Is that a drug?

o_0

Me: Guess what?!
Tiffany: What?
Me: Leonardo Da Vinci was a vegetarian!

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Random kid: Quit yellin'!
Me: I'm not yelling. Do you want to hear me yell?
Kid: No...

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Me: I can't even remember the last time I had a French fry...
Emily: Brittani, they're just fried slices of potatoes.
Me: No. They're slices of heaven!

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Me: *to a friend at taekwondo* One time, during the weapon class, we did stuff with swords and he told us about samurais. We had to walk like samurais, which meant we had to be serious... Yeah, I couldn't do it...

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Me: *to Emily, almost screaming* How can you eat potato chips and chocolate chip cookies and STILL BE SO FREAKIN' SKINNY?!

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Me: Why do they call it "Smart Water" if it doesn't make you smart?
Emily: Why do they call it "Slim-Fast" if it doesn't make you slim?
Me: *defensive* It's not loaded with calories and it keeps you full for four hours, so you're less likely to overeat!

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Emily: OMG! Narnia!

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Me: I'm fourteen. I'm, like, ancient...

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Emily: He walks like a pigeon!

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*coming up with Western nicknames*
Keaton: I wanna be Lazy-Eye Larry!
Emily: But you don't have a lazy eye. You can be Pretzel Pete!
Me: Yeah! 'Cause you're, like, obsessed with pretzels...

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Science teacher: It's not that hard to understand as long as you don't think too hard about it.

Eh-kay. This is mostly weird crap my pals and I said at the school's science fair on Tuesday (and throughout this week), but there's other stuff, too.

Alek: You're thinking... Alek needs to stop swearing...
Me: That's true, but no.
Alek: *I forget what he said after that, but it was about him*
Me: It has nothing to do with you, you vain, vain creature.
Tiffany: Oooh! Hey, Alek, do you need some ice for that burn?

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Me: I ate pretty fast today... OMG! I'm turning into my mother!

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Science teacher: And no blue jeans on Science Fair day. Only kakhis or slacks.
Me: *thinking* Ah, crap...

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*at science fair; the judges had already passed me*
Me: *on the phone with Mom* Hey, Mom.
Mom: Where are you?
Me: In the bleachers. The judges already saw my project.
Mom: Do you want me to come get you?
Me: If you do, can you bring some food?
Mom: What do you want me to bring?
Me: Umm... I dunno. Something edible that tastes good.

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*my friends and I are eating string cheese that my mom brought*
Me: I love string cheese.
Emily: Cheese head!
Me: Shh! Nobody's supposed to know about that!

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Me: If I had that on tape, he wouldn't have even realized the words came out of his mouth by the time news reporters are knocking on his door asking, "What do you have to say for yourself?!"

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Tyler: Hey, are any of you in ag? *referring to agriculture class*
Nichole: I don't even like football!

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*my friends and I were outside the school after our projects were judged*
Emily: *banging on locked door, screaming* NO! LET ME IN! I WANT TO LIVE!

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*talking about "Outsiders Day"*
Me: So, how'd you like being a 'sock' yesterday? *'Soc' is pronounced like "soash"*
Aric: How like a Greaser to mispronounce words!

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*after visiting a wax museum*
Dad: *talking about the villains section* They even had the Texas Chainsaw Massacre!
Trey: All they need is someone with a chainsaw to chase you out, rev it up, and get a Hershey stain on your pants!

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Randa: You're gonna give me a complexion! *she meant 'complex'*

*after lunch*
Emily: Nyah!
Kaylyn: Nyah! *they keep going with this for a while*
Me: NYAH TO YA BOTH!
Emily: *to me* Double nyah!
Me: Nyah infinity! *we try to do better than each other continuously*
Me: Nyah times infinity, times infinity, times infinity... *keep going* ... to the infinitieth power, squared...
Emily: You'd make Dennis the Menace wanna shoot himself!

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Randa: Just TRY to put soap in my mouth!

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Me: *thinking* I've watched way too much Veggie Tales as a kid...

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Nichole: Alek, cut it out before she goes all taekwondo up your [bleep]!

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Ryan: I feel pretty... *I worry about that kid*

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Me&Emily: *singing to get on people's nerves* You're my cuppycake, honeybun...
Alison: *almost screaming* NOOO!!!

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Emily: I have a license to promote smiles! *points at Alison* And she has a license to kill!

-- Edited by Nathan on Sunday 15th of March 2009 09:33:52 PM

This is just silly stuff my parents and I said during our adventure in Beaver's Bend yesterday.

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*before we left the house*
Me: You got the Chap Stick?
Mom: Yup.
Me: It's gonna be a good trip!

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*on the road*
Me: *randomly bursts into hysterical laughter*
Mom&Dad: *stare at me*
Me: Are you gonna finish your coffee?
Dad: Yes.

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*on the road, after breakfast*
Me: I've got my coffee, I've got creamer in my coffee, I've got sugar in my coffee, I've got some M&M's, it's gonna be a good trip!

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Me: *pointing* Horsies!!
Mom: One of them is a mule.
Me: Well, it's still mostly horses...

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*during a very long hike*
Mom: I need some frozen yogurt, or something! We've been hiking for a while; we deserve it!

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*again, during the hike*
Me: Are we freakin' there yet?!
Dad: Almost.
Me: *looking at the top of the very steep hill* You've GOT to be kidding me!

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*another hiking quote*
Mom: Scratch the frozen yogurt. I want a hot fudge sundae!

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*guess what we were still doing?*
Me: Are you sure we're going the right way?
Dad: Nope.

Oh my gosh, today at school during biology.
Teacher: Grab your pens!
Me: Anne, can I borrow a pen?
Teacher: You don't have a pen?
Me: No, I lost mine, so...
Teacher: You're at school! You need a pen! That's important.
Me: Yeah, but I lost...
Teacher: NO! THE NEXT LESSON, WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A PEN WITH YOU, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO COME IN!
Me: O__O
Teacher: Now you can borrow my pen...
Yenny: Omg, did you see that?
Me: See what?
Yenny: He just had that pen in his mouth!
Me: EEEEWHL! O_O *throws pen away*

Eventually I borrowed Anne's pen xD

-- Edited by Nien. on Monday 23rd of March 2009 06:20:46 PM

lmbo!! The Sims one was hilarious!

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*in health class*
Teacher: ... And I looked down, and there was a copperhead coiled up on the ground.
Skylar: What'd you do?!
Teacher: The first thing I did, I'm not sure, but I think I messed my drawers up.

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*on the bus*
Tracy: *leaning out the window, yelling at a couple* GET A FREAKIN' ROOM!

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Rachel: Hey, Alison, you want a brownie?
Alison: Yeah, sure.

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*this is why it's funny*
Alison: That was your brownie?
Emily: Yeah...
Alison: Oh, my bad.

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Randa: What happens in Vegas...
Tanicqua&Alek: ... Stays in Vegas.
Me: Unless you go home braggin' about it.

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Chelsea: I'm special, too...

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Me: Alek, two days in a row you've made me hit some part of my hand or arm. I DON'T LIKE YOU! (haha)

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*at taekwondo, where one of the black belts happens to be very cute*
Me: *thinking* OMG, he smiled at me!

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Me: Don't make me go all taekwondo on you...

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Emily: We're distracting her so she can't drink her chocolate milk.
Me: *to Kaylyn* Chug! Chug! Chug!

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Me: Why are you always smarting off at me? Or rather, in your case, dumbing off at me.

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*at lunch, I was looking for a straw*
Me: *thinking* What the crap! Mom didn't send me a straw?! W... T... Oh, there it is!

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Me: Well, don't have a conniption!

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Alek: No, you wanna talk about random, my dad was telling me how to replace a car battery and I'm just standin' there like, "Doooonnnuuuuuuutttttssss...!"

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*my classic line for when people are talking over me at lunch*
Me: *smacks the table* YO! SHUT UP! I'M TALKIN'!

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Me: I'm short, so I have a pretty good blood flow.

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Me: We are on the moon!

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*during a science test*
Me: *thinking* Whoa, I must've screwed up somewhere. 'Cause if I'm right, this guy's huge!

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Alek: Are you jealous?

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Me: Can we play Go Fish?

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*Keaton had black paper taped to his upper lip to look like he had a mustache*
Me: Uh, Keaton, you got a little something right here...

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*while playing MASH, I had to mark out Ferrari as one of my cars*
Me: Nooo!

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Me: What are you reading?
Aric: A book.

Andi: you didn't have to watch..
Andi: you could've just tapped space bar..
Me: .......
Me: F***
Me: YOU
Me: -twitch-
Andi: -cant breathe-
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Me: "Towards the beginning of the movie, there was the fire scene- Billie said that a little fire had broke out in the studio and he stood there saying "fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,etc...""
Me: i can see this in many different ways
Me: him bouncing each time he would say fire
Me: or him just like
Me: B: Fire....Fi-re...FIRE....DANG IT LISTEN TO ME THERE WAS A FIRE
Marissa: i envision
Marissa: b: -standing there in monotone voice and filing nails- fire... fire... fire... fire...
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Chris: I laughed so hard I sprouted a tree on top of my head.
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Me: every morning when the alarm goes off i have a little epic mental battle
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Angie: Are you speaking directly to Jesus? I don't think He posts on this forum.

One of my manager's has this really funny saying. Whenever he does something wrong or hears bad news, he says "oh poop." He has a funny way of saying it too. It's great.

 

Me: Don't be weird, we're in public!

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Spanish teacher: Yo soy una persona muy importante. *I am a very important person.*
Me: ¡Yo tambien! *Me, too!*

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*at the grocery store*
Mom: We should get some cottage cheese.
Me: Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssee...

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Mom: Britt, short-story-version, please.

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Me: *running like a psycho* The British are coming!!

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Me: The hot sauce made the glue taste better.

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Me: *drinking a latte* This is my first ever latte. This latte is really good. I like lattes. Latte, latte, latte, latte. Do I say "latte" too much? I dunno if I say "latte" too much. I mean, I just like lattes. Latte, latte, latte, latte, latte...

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Me: It's really rude to talk about your mother like that, Alek. She brought you into this world, and she can very easily take you back out of it.

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Me: OMG, shut up!

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Me: Saying that Mitchel is ugly is like saying that the sky is green. He's hot, and the sky is blue.

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Rachel: It contradicts itself.

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Cameron: It's an oxymoron, just like jumbo shrimp.

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Me: You wouldn't believe how close I came to ratting you out.

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Mom: *to Dad* I wouldn't trade you for anything in the world!
Me: And... what about me?
Mom: Eh...  Depends on what they offer.

-- Edited by fullyalive on Sunday 19th of April 2009 04:25:19 PM

Andi: what happened to heath?! YOU HAVENT MENTIONED HIM OVER A MONTH
Me: idk
Me: i havent had the time to sit down and watch tdk
Me: too much Green Day news
Andi: you take turns with your obsessions don't you?
Me: the hamster in my head is being over worked
Andi: .......
Andi: omg
Andi: not you too ;_;
Me: and sometimes
Andi: GOTH BOY
Me: that hamster trips on itself
Andi: HAS AN F'ING SQUIRREL IN HIS HEAD
Andi: NOW YOU
Andi: HAVE AN F'ING HAMSTER
Me: and just f---ing spins and it keeps going
Me: then BAM
Me: it falls out of the wheel
Andi: watch this
Andi: tomorrow
Andi: shorty
Me: and i go retared for a minute until it can
Andi: is going to tell me she has a guinea pig
Andi: in her mind
Andi: and marissa
Me: recollect itself
Andi: will tell me she has a bunny in her head
Andi:
Andi: -literally falls on keyboard-
Me: dude
Me: i cant f---ing breathe
Andi: WE ARE
Andi: NUT
Andi: CASES
Me: I KNOW
Me: and yes
Me: i do
Me: my obsessions take turns
Andi: ...
Andi: wait okay
Andi: so if
Me: but Green Day is always at the top
Me: so i drop everything else and work on Green Day
Andi: goth boy has a squirrel [every time i type/read/hear that effing word, I REMEMBER HOW THAT SPOILED BRAT SAID IT IN JD'S HORRIBLE VERSION OF CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY ]
Me: which is why i seem more retarded than usual when big news comes out
Andi: you have a hamster
Andi: shorty assumingly has a guinea pig
Me: cuz that hamster can get up quick enough
Andi: marissa has a bunny
Andi: what do i have?
Andi: ...
Andi: a ground hog?
Me: [OMFG I DO TOO]
Me: no you have
Me: a chibi nick
Andi: [ SO IT WASN'T ME!? LIKE THAT ENTIRE MOVIE. I WAS TWITCHING.
CAUSE THE B---H DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO FREAKING PRONOUNCE THE FREAKING WORD ]
Andi: ....
Andi: i wouldn't..
Andi: advise that
Me: O
Me: OMG
Andi: cause then
Me: YOU KNOW TH-
Me: -runs for pic-
Andi: o.o
Me: YOU HAVE THIS
Me: http://hamsteraddict.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/copyright-to-got-pets-online.jpg
Andi: AAWWW
Andi: ..
Me: YOU HAVE A TINY LITTLE ROBO HAMSTER
Andi: wait then what do you have?
Me: a gerbil
Me: or
Me: regular
Me: hamster
Me: im not quite sure
Andi: i'm just very chibi to you, aren't i?
Me: it's too retarded to figure it out itself
Me: yes

Me: Everybody... SHUT UP!!!!
Tiffany: Love you, too, Brittani...

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Morgan (guy friend) : I'm showing Cody how to get a girl. So, we should go and get some pizza sometime... pizza and pepperoni.
Me: Yeah, I like pepperoni pizza.
Morgan: *to Cody* See? That's how you do it!
Me: *thinking* You're retarded...

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Alison: *takes my water bottle*
Me: Give it back!
Alison: Nope. *takes a swig of it*
Me: *jaw drops* Oh, no! It don't work like that!
Alison: Yes, it does!

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Me: Do you know what I was craving in the middle of the test?
Emily: What, chocolate?
Me: Jelly donuts.

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*during 'tennis'*
Me: *in pain* Nunchucks!

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Rachel: You're not a very good stalker, Brittani.
Me: I DON'T STALK HIM!

Last week, Emily invited me and Kaylynn to her out-of-town birthday party. Good times. lol

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Emily: Rise and shining!
Me: You rise. You shine.
Emily's dad: I have Krispy Kremes! Who wants some?
Me: OUT OF MY WAY!!

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*at the waterpark*
Emily: We're gonna meet over there.
Me: Okay.
Kaylynn: What?
Me: She said she thinks Mitchel Musso is really super-delicious.

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*the hotel was the Great Wolf Lodge*
Me: It's the great wolf of great wolfiness!

o_0

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*we were contemplating prank-calling Ryan*
Emily: We should act like he won a bunch of free Urban Decay makeup!
Me: I would love to get that call.

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Me: When my cell phone contract expires, I'm thinking about getting a phone like that.
Emily: Are you going to get a new rhinestone case for it so your grandpa can break it again?

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*while I was still about half-asleep*
Emily's sister Erin: Are you still alive?
Me: No. I'm a zombie.
Erin: But then you'd be decomposing...
Me: Then I'm a vampire.
Erin: But then you'd burn up and die in the light.
Me: Not all vampires burn up and die in the light. Some sparkle.
Erin: But then you'd be sparkling.
Me: That's only in sunlight.

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Kaylynn: In my dream, everything was in black and white. Except for you, Brittani. You were wearing a pretty red dress, red lipstick, pink shoes... and your hair was black.

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*at a restaurant*
Erin: Emily, do you want some chicken to go with your ketchup?

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That's the main stuff that I remember.

We were thinking of science fair projects and I thought of this: "What is the effect of the hotness of a guy on my heart rate…"

My friends and I say tons of funny/stupid things, but they so random, it just wouldn't seem funny in writing, you know?